“My larvae are on the honor roll.”

This is how his ideas manifest. He’s only ever had five.

Do not help this guy to load furniture into his van.

Here is a classic Topstone design revisited.

Water-balloon’s eye view.

Feet by Rob Liefeld. Oh, snap!

“What does butter face mean, again?”

This is a very special Monster of the Day. This bust is roughly 4.5 inches tall and was made to demonstrate Jordu’s techniques for making miniature eyes and dentures. For those of you who have enrolled in the Advanced Maquette Building Class, this is just a taste of what you will be learning. Now would be a good time to mention that there are still a few seats available for this class which starts on August 14.

“Slow down. I can’t exactly put on shoes.”

He’s a happy bird-beast!

Guess who’s drunk again.

“You are no son of mine.”

“I’m sick of being compared with ‘Flock of Seagulls’! My sound is completely different.”

This vintage sketch was designed for the first ever Schell Sculpture Studio sign.

I watched him eat once. Never again.